i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

lucysnowmanwinter:

I don’t remember if I told you guys but, as a early 16th birthday present. Dad got me a gun. I name him Dean. (Unfortunately he’s not a Winchester but he’ll do for now- for the record, he’s a Rezini)

See the engraving. Yeah, pretty isn’t it. WELL THAT BABY IS HAND CARVED. BY HAND. HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD. I CANT DRAW FOR SHIT AND DIS GUY CAN DO THAT SHIT ON METAL!

Ha. Only my family.

LUCY I WANT ONE 


- you’re an angel
- poor example of one

(via kingdomcas)


littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

(via laughcentre)



pipilottirist:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Morgan Murphy (x)

the most accurate description of male comedians

(via lesbiansandthelivingdead)


Not Pansexuality: "I don't care about gender!! Gender is meaningless!"
Pansexuality: "I understand that gender can be an important part of someone's identity, but it will have no effect on whether I am attracted to them."


imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

(via laughcentre)


ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

(via laughcentre)


corgay:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

oh my fucking god

(via sanityscraps)



(via laughcentre)


aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

(via dersekingdom)


I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

(via dersekingdom)